Useful Duck will do some kicking ass and taking names until Monday.
(Useless Duck will be hanging around at the CDA trying to get back his will to be publicly Ducktacular.)
Here is a picture I've stolen from Mariam:
Suggest more ducks to email@example.com (Way Better than Goofus and Gallant)
Better than Goofus and Gallant by a factor of 75. Suggest ducks to firstname.lastname@example.org