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I spent my entire BART wait giggling at the concept of "Suspicious Packages"
Contenders continued:
Useful Duck wouldn't dream about leaving his bag unattended.
Useless Duck reports all drag-queens to TSA-Agents.
(MarmEl-aide)
Suggest more ducks to useless.ducks@gmail.com (Way Better than Goofus and Gallant)
Better than Goofus and Gallant by a factor of 75. Suggest ducks to useless.ducks@gmail.com