Friday Never Hesitates

Another Contender:

Useful Duck always leaves things better than the way he found them.

Useless Duck hid your remote in the couch.


Useless Duck spends 9 hours troubleshooting blindly before realizing at 0345 that he's scanning in negative ion mode.
Arguably hiding the remote is useful.
Meh, maybe in the same way explaining the prevalance of social disease among youth is useful.
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