Useful Duck cooks you dinner.
Useless Duck pours salt in your wounds.
(brought to you by uncle al the kiddie's pal)
Useful Duck saved a drowning child just a couple minutes ago
You can read all about it on Useless Duck's blog!
Useful Duck serves soup at the homeless shelter.
Useless Duck serves soup on the tennis court.
(Submitted by "LoveIsNotAFamilyValue")
Useful Duck is a good listener
Useless Duck is good at listening to his iPod
(courtesy of ducknoodlesoup)