Ducks

So Bush is not his president because Useful Duck is clearly Canadian?
 

What can I say..."See CLEARLY Now"

Useful Duck abso-tively posi-lutely has no problem being a corporate shill.

In fact:

Dear Clearly Canadian--
I am CLEARLY thirsty right now. Please send water. Lots of water. I'll drink it, I promise. The flatter it is the better; I'm not so fond of carbonation--most birds have issues with the burping, you know.

Best Wishes,
U.F.Duck
 

Duck suffrage, dammit! Where were all the duck votes? Why were ducks turned back from the polls?